You know the best thing about living in college dorms? At 2:30 in the morning, crazy drunk chicks will wake you up by running up and down the hall, tearing things off people’s doors and throwing it on the floor. Classy move, guys, classy move.
And yeah, I know, drunk people do stupid things – but it was their choice to get drunk. Some self-control, girls? It might be helpful.
Now, back to my desperately needed sleep.
